BREAKFAST AT THE WHITE HOUSE
Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.
The attractive waitress asked Cheney what he would like, and he replied:
"I would like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."
"And what can I get for you, Mister President?"
George W. looked up from his menu, and with a trademark wink and slight grin replied:
"How about a quickie this morning?"
The waitress exclaimed:
"Why, Mister President, how rude! You're starting to act like President Clinton!"
And she stormed away.
Cheney leaned over toward Bush and whispered:
"It's pronunced quiche."