Friday, March 28, 2008

Funny e-mail I got from Dad!


Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.

The attractive waitress asked Cheney what he would like, and he replied:

"I would like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."

"And what can I get for you, Mister President?"

George W. looked up from his menu, and with a trademark wink and slight grin replied:

"How about a quickie this morning?"

The waitress exclaimed:

"Why, Mister President, how rude! You're starting to act like President Clinton!"

And she stormed away.

Cheney leaned over toward Bush and whispered:

"It's pronunced quiche."

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